Babygirl-in-Residence

Location: On-site, with a focus on nurturing comfort and emotional intimacy.

Employment Type: Full-time, long-term commitment

About the Role:

We are seeking a special and devoted individual to join our inner circle as Babygirl-in-Residence. This permanent, exclusive position offers all the privileges of a committed relationship, with room for spontaneous adventures, late-night chats, and endless affection. The ideal candidate will bring warmth, playfulness, and a genuine commitment to mutual growth, cuddles, and fun.

Key Responsibilities:

Provide emotional support and companionship with a focus on building lasting memories.
Maintain a thriving partnership through consistent affection and support.
Participate in date nights, surprise adventures, and spontaneous romantic gestures.
Provide world-class emotional support and enthusiastic hype-person duties.
Collaborate on home cuddle initiatives and pillow fort construction projects.
Act as a trusted advisor in critical decision-making, such as what's for dinner.
Engage in annual holiday cheer programs with an emphasis on matching pajamas.

Qualifications:

Must possess a genuine love for playful affection and heartwarming cuddles.
Strong communication skills with an emphasis on heartfelt compliments and playful banter.
Proficiency in spontaneous forehead kisses and 'I miss you' texts.
Collaborate in intimate moments that are based on trust, care, and shared enjoyment.
High cuddle stamina and proficiency in back rubs are strongly encouraged.

Perks and Benefits:

Guaranteed lifelong partner perks including hugs, forehead kisses, and bedtime snuggles.
Comprehensive emotional support with frequent words of affirmation.
Unlimited sick day cuddles and personalized comfort protocols.
Exclusive access to inside jokes and embarrassing childhood stories.
Opportunities for romantic getaways, spontaneous love notes, and sentimental playlists.

How to Apply:

Send a heartfelt letter (or video, or meme) expressing why you're the perfect fit for the position.
Include your favorite ways to stay cozy, your ideal date ideas, and a list of things that make you smile.
Selected candidates will be invited for an in-person meet-and-greet, where we'll discuss the role, get to know each other, and, of course, share some laughs.